American Girl In An English World

antagonistes:

oh iceland sent Lucius Malfoy for eurovision. COOL.

(via thelexic)

teadancemacabre:

i like how in america you have rows and rows of

because in england we have rows and rows of

i think the look we were going for was “crushing depression” complimented by “there is no hope” with just a hint of “you’re going to stare at the same mouldy boxes until you die in one of them so i hope you like brick”

(via youknowyourebritishwhen)

tapdancers:

In British, we dont say “I love you” we say “crumpet crumpet the queen tea scoodilypoop Mary poppins” which roughly translates to “I am a part of you”. Tragically beautiful.

(via britishauthor)

bbcsherlockftw:

Oh my god so one time I was at this camp when I was about… 10 or 11. There was this English girl there, and we were talking about my hair.

So I said: “I know, my bangs are getting really long.”

Her reply: ”No, not bangs. Fringe. They fringe your face; they don’t bang your face.”

And that’s the story of how I began to question the intelligence of Americans.

(via britishauthor)

enigmaticrose:

buildanewreality:

scr4ggy:

mum made me a cup of tea but i’m pissed off at her so i’m not gonna go drink it

that’s how we show our anger in england, you see

actually, we did that first

(via megloowho)